i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
I’m dead I’m dieing I’m dead
*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?